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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!...

"I guess I didn't get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "You're still here!"...

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!...

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I don't know, but you'd better...

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"...

"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."...

"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?" "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What ...

Did you hear about the flag's birthday? It was a Happy one!...

"My birthday's coming"Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"...

Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy one!...

Why won't anyone eat the dogs birthday cake? Because he always slobbers out the candles!...

"I'm giving a 'surprised' birthday party for you." "A 'surprised'. birthday party? What's that...

Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!...