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Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip....
Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy on...
Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !...
Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her s...
Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept....
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !...
Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I ...
Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll ...
Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds....
Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you....
Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying....
How can you shorten a bed?Don't sleep long in it....
When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it....
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