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Who's aardvark's favorite male singer?Frank Sinostril!...

What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs?It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hol...

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?An aardvark with the sniffles!...

What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?An ant-ihistamine!...

What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?Snout about!...

What does the aardvark take sailing?An aard ark!...

How do ants hide from aardvarks?They disguise themselves as uncles!...

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?They can stick to the subject!...

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!...

What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?A herd of stampeding aardvarks!...

Where does the aardvark family always come first?In the phone book!...

What do you call a boxing match between two aardvarks?A snout bout!...

What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?A well 'aardvark!...