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After my wife and her former best buddy, another Air Force wife, were separated by a move that p...

What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck....

What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone....

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Doctor: Why's that? I keep getting calls in t...

At three o'clock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of ...

Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !...

Who was that on the phone, Fred? Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long dist...

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off? Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!...

The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, ...

Mother: Why was the phone busy all night?Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold....

The phone in Rigby's Georgia farmhouse rang one evening. When he answered, the operator said, "T...

Moody was awakened by the telephone at four A.M. It was his Ku Klux Klan buddy, Crumm, calling...

Kelso met Hensley on the street. "Hey!" said Kelso, "how come I never hear from you? Why don't y...