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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls ou...

Three couples are dining together.The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, H...

Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larg...

"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer."Vanilla, strawberry, and choco...

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere....

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?"Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago,...

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?Two. One to change it an...

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre'd that there will be at least a...

Why was the restaurant called "Out of this World"? Because it was full of Unidentified Frying ...

Jane's father decided to take all the family out to a restaurant for a meal. As he'd spent qui...

Customer to friend: This is a wonderful restaurant. I ordered salad and I got the freshest salad...

At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?...

"Can I have some two-handed cheese, please?" a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. "What d...