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What brings the monster's babies? The Frankenstork....

Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees...

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright....

What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block....

How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch?He bolted it down....

Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her....

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate....

Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monste...

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and...

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? Daddy....

What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a perm...

Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per c...

Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ost...