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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?A: Laughing stock....

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !...

Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.Farmer: Not bunch, herd.Camper: Heard what?Farmer: Of cow...

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?Because their horns don't work....

A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, f...

A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. "Oh, I reckon about the same...

Cow: Why don't you shoo those flies? Bull: I'll let them go barefoot!...

Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he h...

Did you hear about the snobby cow?She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!...

Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare!...

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?They were very impressed!...

How did that bullfight come out? Oh, it was a toss-up!...

How did the calf's final exam turn out? Grade A!...