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An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. "Tell me," inqui...

Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college man.Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse....

Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? ...

How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed....

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for? "Nowledge."...

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a ...

Why don't Purdue athletes eat pickles? They can't get their heads in the jar....

What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape....

Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?Profe...

Did you hear about the Louisiana Tech professor who stood in front of a mirror for two hours, ...

"Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?" "Well, I believe one is a girl and...

Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your t...

Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his ...