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So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?Yes- their dog is our dog's br...

A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. 'Well,' said the Sc...

First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ?Second Boy: Because he's got a sc...

Peter: My brother wants to work badly!Anita: As I remember, he usually does !...

Dan: My little brother is a real pain.Nan: Things could be worse.Dan: How?Nan: He could be...

My brother's just opened a shop.Really? How's he doing?Six months. He opened it with a crowb...

Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars.Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's....

My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town.Gosh is he really?Yes, he's a six-foot...

Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse.Big Brother: Why?Little Brother: Because I want...

Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time.Son: I do, Dad. I use it go...

Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?Boy: Because he ...

Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ?Young Monster...

Did the bionic monster have a brother ?No, but he had lots of trans-sisters!...