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A man with a talking parrot is getting married. On the day of the wedding he says to the parrot ...

David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and te...

Q: Why do hens lay eggs?A: If they dropped them, they'd break...

Q: What is a crowbar?A: A place were crows go to get a drink!...

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?A: To prove he wasn't chicken....

Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?A: To get to the chick across the street!...

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the li...

How do you identify a bald eagle?All his feathers are combed over to one side....

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken? A pecking order....

What's brown and white and flies all over?Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain sa...

What is a polygon ?A dead parrot !...

What birds spend all their time on their knees ? Birds of prey !...

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ? A headbanger !...