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Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars....

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe....

What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer....

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!...

Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed? Son: I couldn't find a spider....

Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed. Oh, I'm all ...

Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks ...

Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well. Doctor: Don't worry, you'll just have to go to bed for...

The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say whi...

A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "What's wrong?" asked his mother. "Do pe...

Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "I've just bought a pig," said the first. "Bu...

When Mr Maxwell's wife left him, he couldn't sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed....

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music....