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The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "You've got to help m...

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one,...

Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !...

What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !...

First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think....

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !...

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple....

Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Wat...

How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel....

Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doc...

School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with go...

How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden...

How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim....